"To all the stupid guys out there!"

So all there is are dumb guys out there going up to a random chick just to get in their pants. Cmon guys we all know that, we ain't really gonna go up to the girl because she has nice eyes or nice ear rings, we wanna hit that, right? But cmon, girls deserve more than your limp dick anyways! Lemme drop some quick knowledge for not only the stupid dudes out there, but dudes in general. Guys who can't approach a woman or merely get a date. I hope after reading this, you'll get some senses slapped to your fucking face. Dipshit, enjoy.

How to really approach a girl is probably one of the biggest problems for single guys. Either the nigga is too shy and doesn't know how to approach a beautiful woman, or the guy thinks he's "the man" and tries to put his mack on some girl. The problem with both of sides of the spectrum, that in all honesty its the correct way to pick up a good girl. Sure, a guy being all smooth with a girl might pick up some floosy at a bar, but if you want a keeper, she won't fall for the stupid gimmicks. So you might be asking, "I see this beautiful woman all the time at the gym, and I don't know how to approach," or "there is a cute girl at school or work and I don't know what to say." here are some proper ways to approach a girl and some sure-fire ways to make tour approach more powerful and convincing, even if you don't know what you're gonna say.

LOSE THE PICKUP LINE - when you think of approaching a woman, the first thing that immideately comes to every guys mind is a pickup line. We think, "what clever and charming thing can I say or ask, that will just make the woman just want to get to know me." we all think, "if she would only give me a chance and try to get to know me, that's all I really want." we think that if we coils just say something smooth, it will open a door for further conversation. But what guys don't realize they its not WHAt you say that it is important, but its HOW you approach. Research shows that talking and conversation is 90% body language and 10% is the actual words we say. So what we need to do is not try and find some creative or smooth pickup line to try get us in the door. So the question that most guys is, "how do I approach that beautiful woman?

BE CONFIDENT - if I can stress anything to a single guy looking for a girl, I would stress a lot of things, but a huge one is to be confident. This is probably the biggest problem with most guys. The problem is, is that most guys, including mr sometimes, put really beautiful girls on a pedestal. We think, "wow she is absolutely amazing. There is no way she'd ever go for a dude like me. She is totally out of my league." so what we do is basically quit, before we even give it a shot. We pull ourselves out of the game, before we even step on the field. But what we need to realize is that amazingly beautiful girl, is just a damn girl. She's no different than any other girl. She's really just a person with different hair, nose, eye, lips, and cheekbone features. That's really what makes her different. We need to get out of the mindset that we aren't good enough. What you need to realize is that luckily for us, girls don't place ad much importance on looks as guys. Although they do cafe about looks a little bit, its not as much as us dudes, its more about who you are and what you are about. This gives us all a chance, even of we arent born with the best looks. Instead of worrying about what you're gonna say, concentrate on how you approach and talk to her, most women put more importance on how you carry yourself. They don't care as much as what you say, as long as you seem confident. If you approach a woman like you have no business talking to her, that she's way out of your league, she will sense the weakness, and agree with you. But when you approach a woman, stand up straight with confidence and keep eye contCt as you approach her. Approach her as if she was just a normal girl that you wanted to talk to or hang out with. Be confident, but don't be cocky. What's the difference? Confidence is knowing you CSN do something while cockiness is thinking you DESERVE it.

BE DIFFERENT- chances are, if she's a girl, them there have been countless guys that have tried to hit on her. So you need to be different than most of those guys. Most women, when try see a guy approaching, are waiting for the guy to try some lame pickup line that the guy thinks is "totally smooth." when I say be different, I don't mean in a weird or bad way. You want to be someone that she's like, that guy is different from other guys, in a good way ofcourse. Don't sit there and give her a ton of compliments. Don't be quick to agree with everything she says. If a girl is beautiful, she's used to guys always complimenting HRT a lot, and always agreeing with everything she says. Now I'm not saying be a jerk, and disagree with everything she says, or call her ugly or anything like that. But if you disagree with her, it does a couple of things. First what it does is show that you're not sucking up to her. It also shows that you have a mind of your own and you're confident enough to let her know so. What you need to realize is that she's probably been approached many times, she already knows what you're going to say, but of you mix it up, and throw some curveballs, she notices that there is something with you. And that's the absolute best thing that you can have. If she has questions about you in her mind, then she'd going to want to try and figure things out, which is your advantage. In the mind of a woman, playing safe equals boring! You need to spark her interest by being a bit disagreeable. For you exams, if you get into a conversation about summer movies and she says that a certain movie was the best movie. Instead of being agreeable, look her right in the eye with confidence and tell her that she is wrong. That this other movie was superior. Then proceed to tell her why you think so. This will create a fun, friendly flirtaciousverbal sparing, which will create a spark in her brain. She will realize that you are not a pushover like most men and attraction will start to form in her head. You want to maintain some tension. Flirting with women I'd all about gathering information, so the better listener you are, the better your chances. When you call her, you will have more things to talk about. Before calling a woman, think about everything she said and then pick the most juicy topic or opinion and challenge her with it. For example, going back to the example of the movie, maybe text her the next say "I was thinking you and I need to re-watch that movie, you are so wrong name the time + place + I'll bring the DVD." she will immediately respond to the challenge and text u back responding to your challenge. That my friend is the secset of re-creatin the tension that you shared with her. Plus, you are being totally unlike every other guy waits three says to call her and schedule predictable dinner dates.

BE YOURSELF - this is really important. Don't try to be someone that you're not. Don't lie and exaggerate. Because if you do get to know that girl and she gets to know you, chances are, she will find out the truth, and you don't need that. Now if you own a 9 foot ant farm in your living room, you might not necessarily want to share that at first. You don't have to give all your details about yourself in the beginning. You don't want to scare her off. You want to be interesting and exciting. Girls don't want boring, they want adventure and excitement. Now of this isn't you? Maybe tell her something you want to try like sky diving or a motorcycle or something, you don't want to lie to them or give them a false impression, but at the same time, you don't want to bore em, or make them think your ass is fucking lame.

DON'T HESITATE - this is my biggest problem, we see a beautiful girl, and in our minds we start this debate ."should I talk to her? She looks busy. She's really beautiful. I don't know what to say. I don't want to bug her. If I don't talk to her. Who knows what might have happened." and we go back and forth at it. And what happens? We don't talk to her and we never see her again. If you hesitate, you might as well go home. Don't sit and debate whether you should talk to her. If she's cute, pretend you're stuck on a tractor beam and just walk right over. Walk with confidence, stand up straight and walk over slowly. Make sure your posture is looking strong and not slumped over. Keep eye contact as you approach. Don't hesitate. A lot of guys will kind of longer in the background before they approach a girl. But when they finally approach she is quick to turn her back. The reason is that they did not exude confidence. Most women know who is watching them.

TALK ABOUT WHAT SHE WANTS - there are lots of things that us guys like. We like football, UFC, boxing or whatever else. But for most girls, they could really care less about March Madness or the Super Bowl. So when talking to a girl, talk about what she likes. You want her to be interested in the conversation. You want her to do the majority of the talking, we know that you're interested yourself. But if a girl thinks you're only interested on yourself because you talk all the time, then chances are she won't talk again. But if you ask her questions, and find out about herself and her likes, then chances are, she will oke that you're a good listener and want to talk again. Listen carefully to what she says. You ALWAYS get brownie points for remembeing small details. But find out what she likes. And talk about that. Maybe tell her that you've never really often or understood what the big deal is about whatever, and ask her why she's into that type of shit.

SEAL THE FUCKIN DEAL - when I say seal the deal, I dont mean it in informal way. But if you're going to talk to the girl, and she seems nice and you want to get to know her better, then say so. Ask for her phone number to go out another time to get to know her better, tell her that you nerd some more friends that are girls. Tell her you need someone to go see a chick flick with, or to take you shopping for cool clothes. Now you might not just want her as a friend, but that'd okay. When you say that you need a friend that is a girl, it makes her wonder why you just want her as a friend. It gets her thinking again. Plus, If you find out more about her and you don't want to pursue her, Then you can just see her as a friend. If you get her number, and you're going to set up a date, make sure you be specific. Don't call and be like, "um... I was wondering if you'd like to umm.. Go do something." be specific and straight to the point when you call her. Ask her if she likes Chinese, you know this great Chinese restaurant. Or if she's ever been to this one place, girls really hate deciding. They don't like making choices. Girls like guys who can and will make a choice. Also be specific with the says. If it won't work for her, then ask about another day or what day she's got off. If she seems to be always busy and doesn't know when she can reschedule, then chances are she might have changed her mind and she doesn't wanna hang out. So why you do is ask,is there a time when you will have free time, if she doesn't know, just say, "I really thought u were interesting when I talked to you, and would like to get to know you better. But it appears you're really bust which is cool. I don't want to bug you anymore, so if you want, I can give you my number in Cade you get un-busy and hangout." and then throw her number away. If she really wants to gang out with you, she will call. If not, then don't worry avoid it. But if you continue to bug her. Then it just pushes her farther away.

IF YOU SEE HER REGULARLY, TAKE IT SLOW - if you see a girl all the time at work or school or the gym or whatever, this is a huge advantage for you. You don't have to try and get everything done all at once. You can see her, and just make a simple comment about her hair, or eyes, or whatever being pretty or standing out or something, and then you just walk away. What this does is be like, "where did tat come from?" and "why didn't he stay and talk?" what this does is make her ask some questions about you, it gives u a mysterious side, which is what women love. If a girl knows everything about you then it takes out all the fun out of it, she needs to have some kind of mystery about you. Ne t time you see her, you can say, "hey you're that girl with the pretty eyes." or whatever you commented on before. Nd then walk away again. Ofcourse while you're doing this, you beef to be confident and smile at her confidently. If you say, "you're pretty," and run away like a shy school girl, its not going to work, she will think that you are shy and not confident. And that's definately a turn off for a girl. Bit if you're confident try to hit on her or pick her up. But after you do this for a couple of times. Then it I'd east to start a. Oncersation with her one say, now you don't have necessarily do it this way, but I believe it definately gives you the advantage, because it gets her thinking about you and asking questions about you.

LASTLY, DONT TAKE REJECTION PERSONAL - this is absolutely crucial. The biggest reason why guys don't approach girls is they don't want to get rejected, this is the reason why I never dated a girl in middle school, or asked any girl to a dance, because I didn't want to get rejected. Fear is the thing that kills more people. Death can only kill us once, but fear can kill us over and over again. What we need to realize of that we don't find every girl attractive. Of we find a girl attractive. We find her attractive. If we don't we don't. We can't control that. Its the same thing for girls. They did some guys attractive while others dont we also need to realize that there will be some girls that like us. But we dont feel the same for them. So we need to not fake rejection personal. We need to change the way we view rejection, if a girl rejected ts us, then she's just missing out on the chance to meet a really cool guy. Its her loss not mine, now we dont mean that in a jerk way. But we need to stop feeling sorry for oursel we. Think of it this way, if you go out and ask 20 hot girls out or a date today, and 19 rejects you, but 1 say yes, what does that mean? It means you have a date with a hot girl, sho cares if the other 19 rejects you. Falling down is ok. But not gerttinf up, or not even playing is not k. Its ok to get rejected, every guy gets rejected at least once.


Do you find yourself wondering why most of your buddies have steady dates, yet you can barely secure a first date, let alone a second. Guys, if so, it's time ask yourself some questions...

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH EYE CONTACT?
even if you love everything about this other prsob, It won't matter if you can't take your eyes off their body parts. They'll think you're out for one thing, or that you're just kind of creepy. Sure, they might be wearing something revealing, but that's no excuse to stare all night long. Get a grip and get comfortable with eye contact, which creates a much better bond.

DO YOU EAT LIKE A CAVEMAN?
utensils are there for a reason.. So you can eat like a gentleman. Shoveling food is not something you should subject your date to. Same goes for talking while chewing. Nor only is it unpleasant to watch at a time when your job is to be easy on the eyes, its a red flag that says you're a little short on self-awareness, an important charcteristic in a male.

DO YOU TRIM YOUR TOE NAILS?
not that your date will necessarily see your toenails right away, but when thy so wyeballing them, unkept toenails are a guaranteed huge turnoff. It means you dont take care of yourself, and valuing yourself is an important part of a healthy relationship. Plus, let's not forget the damage they can dl to the other lerskbs leg when you're snuggleing up on a sofa watching movies.

DO YOU ORDER "EVERYTHING ON THE SIDE" AT A RESTAURANT?
in other words, do you order like a girl? Please dont. Because if your date has to be tortured by "I'll have a Cobb salad, but no cheese, avocado, or bacon, and dressing on the aide, and the pasta, np oil please, and e tea light in the pinenuts." they might be forced to hide under the table or atleast wonder what kind of demanding partner you could be. If you have dietary restrictions, do your best, just dont GST into what will happen to your belly if you don't follow them.

DO YOU ASSUME YOURE GOING TO STRIKE OUT?
the secret said it once but we'll say it again: in a lot of ways, you manifest your own destiny. So, if you have lots of thoughts about being unlucky in love, you may be pushing people away in ways you may not even know. If you assume the worst of the worrld and yourself, sons a few minutes before your date making a mental list of why you're looking for a relationship and why you are an incredible catch.


Well, there you go pimps of all pimps. Mystery from the Pick-up artist ain't got shit on my balls. Go on and have fun.
Oh and by the way. I love mah bebeh Joelle Nicole aka Ellie (;
this shit was all for you haha. I made your day once again. Holla!